Raquelle – Female DSH

 

Yes, we know that’s not a real thing. And yet, here she is: Raquelle.

 

Living with Raquelle is like sharing your home with an exotic animal. Sometimes you’ll debate whether to pat her with welding gloves or feed her with snake tongs. It’s thrilling, it’s entertaining, and occasionally you’ll question your life choices — but that’s the joy of owning a Fur Goblin.

 

Of course, she’s not all chaos. She’s deeply affectionate: she kneads biscuits with her tongue poking out, claims the sink while you brush your teeth, and launches herself over the shower screen just to be close to you.

 

She also enjoys the company of other cats and fits in beautifully with feline companions — she just likes to keep the upper paw.

 

For clarity:

• She is not unpredictable.

• She is not aggressive.

• She does not ambush from behind doors or attack your toes in bed.

 

What she does is blur the line between “you are my person” and “you are possibly a snack.” Depending on her hunger levels, she’ll either slow-blink you into submission or latch onto your hand in a playful reminder that affection is always… negotiable.

 

One small warning: don’t leave valuables lying around. Cash, paperwork, grandma’s ashes — all fair game. If it matters to you, she’ll consider it enrichment.

 

In our house, Raquelle is respected. The cats enjoy her company, the dogs tremble, and the humans laugh (sometimes nervously). She’s not just another black cat — she’s a sentinel, a presence, a legend in her own time.

 

If you’ve got a sharp sense of humour, a tolerance for mild chaos, and the ability to laugh your way through the next 15+ years — Raquelle is waiting.

 

Please note: As all our cats live in foster homes, a completed Meet & Greet application is required before we can arrange a visit. Apply today –  meet’n’greet form.